Original Airdate: 28/02/1989

Cutlip teaches basketball and Paul keeps getting picked last. Kevin says its unfair, so Cutlip makes him a captain and Kevin picks all the worst players. Cutlip gets sconned on the head.

Episode Music/Soundtrack:

"You've Got a Friend" -- James Taylor (alt.= Carole King)
"Blue Danube Waltz" -- Johann Sutrauss
"Sweet Georgia Brown" -- Benny Goodman